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Bikie Wars

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A musical comedy sketch about a bikie gang member who lives in a crack den making crack. He loves killing, thieving, and extortion. Throughout the sketch, he encounters a rival gang member named Snake, a crooked cop demanding a bribe, and an innocent passerby. The sketch is known for its absurdist humor and over-the-top portrayal of Australian biker gang stereotypes. It became Aunty Donna's most viewed YouTube video and helped launch their popularity, garnering 1.5+ million views and becoming a viral hit that introduced many viewers to the comedy group.

I'm a bikie man from a bikie gang / living in my crack den making crack
I love killing, thieving, and extortion / Give me twenty bucks, I'll give you an abortion
I love cocaine and selling it to kids / I charge fiddy for an ounce / And my dad used to fuck me, rippity dee
My name's Snake I'm from a rival gang / So give me the drugs or I'll go BANG
I'm a real rough bloke / I'll murder your wife / So give me the drugs or you'll be in strife
Oh no! He's got the drop on me / But lucky I got a trick up my sleeve
Stop right there I'm a crooked cop / Give me a bribe or your drugs will stop
Oh you gangsters are such big roughies / I'm gonna put you in... handcuffies
Bang! Biggitybang a bigga bangbang biggity biggety bang / And a shoot-shoot-shoot put a bullet in your head / Bing bam boom and he's effin' dead
Well hello there, I'm just a passerby and I-

PersonRole
Mark BonannoMark BonannoWriter
Broden KellyBroden KellyWriter
Zachary RuaneZachary RuaneWriter
Sam LinghamWriter
Tim MinchinWriter
Max MillerDirector
Thomas ZahariouMusician