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Nail Gun

A darkly comedic sketch from The Whitest Kids U' Know where three brothers are left home alone after their dad discusses his newfound sex life. Trevor and Zach fool around with a nail gun, and Trevor accidentally kills their brother Sam with it. The two remaining brothers panic and use the Necronomicon (the book from Evil Dead) to bring Sam back to life. However, when their parents return home, they discover what happened when Sam begins speaking in "Hell-speak" - demonic utterances from his time in Hell. The parents splash Sam with holy water and surprisingly praise Trevor and Zach for their quick thinking in using the Necronomicon. However, they still ground the boys. The parents also discover why Sam went straight to Hell instead of Purgatory - he had a secret stash of pornography, which they confiscate. The sketch is known for Sam Brown's hilarious screaming and descriptions of Hell, and its absurdist dark humor combining accidental death, occult resurrection, and adolescent mischief.

My dick split open and locusts flew out! A badger raped me with a thorny cock!
Ughh, you had anal? Gay.
It was so gay! You have no idea how gay it was!