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The Racial Draft

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A satirical sketch featuring representatives from different racial groups (African American, Latino, Asian, and White) participating in a "Racial Draft" to claim mixed-race celebrities and public figures for their respective races. The sketch parodies sports drafts like the NFL Draft, complete with commentators and delegation representatives. Notable selections include Tiger Woods being drafted by the African American delegation, Lenny Kravitz by the Jewish delegation, Elian Gonzalez by the Latino delegation, Colin Powell by the White delegation (with Condoleezza Rice also going to whites in exchange for O.J. Simpson going to blacks), and the Wu-Tang Clan being drafted by the Asian delegation. The sketch satirizes racial identity politics and cultural perceptions while providing hilarious commentary on how different communities view mixed-race celebrities.

For the first time in history, black people have the first pick!
I've always wanted to say this... FOR SHIZZLE!
Black delegation requests Eminem.
Now wait just a god damn minute Rondell! That wasn't part of the deal!
Tell you what, we keep Eminem, you get O.J. Simpson.
Colin Powell isn't white. He isn't even an eighth white. He's 100% black.
The Wu-Tang Clan? That's a 10-for-1 pick!
Very mature, Rondell.

PersonRole
Neal BrennanDirector
Rusty CundieffDirector
Neal BrennanWriter
Dave ChappelleDave ChappelleWriter
Norman LearWriter