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Tairy Greene's Acting Seminar for Children

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In this sketch segment from the episode "Rascals," Zach Galifianakis plays Tairy Greene, an absurdist acting instructor who teaches a seminar for children. In this particular lesson (Lesson 9: Your Body's Language), Tairy makes bizarre declarations about acting and gets irrationally offended when students repeat his teachings. The sketch features Greene's characteristically psychotic teaching style as he embellishes his acting credentials and abilities to the dismay of the children in attendance. He claims to have trained "under the tutelage of Randy Tutelage" and is portrayed as being a little bit crazy, which he attributes to having once stuck his tongue in a burrito. Greene is characterized as a graduate of James Sprunt Community College and frequently makes nonsensical statements while teaching the children about body language and acting techniques.

You're not a person unless you're acting!
I never said that, I'll never say that. Don't you ever, don't you ever say that again to me.
Under the tutelage of Randy Tutelage
Who… bah stank
Lesson 9: Your body language. Write that down.
I got caught shoplifting at the Chevy dealership.
CHILDHOOD IS A JOKE!