A series of escalating dueling commercials for mustard/mayonnaise combination products. The sketch begins with Stenson's Mayostard, followed by Vaunnies Mustardayonnaise, and finally Mundees Mustmayostardayonnaise. Each commercial features increasingly absurd time-passing montages where fathers miss precious moments with their dying daughters because they're always too busy spreading various condiment combinations on their sandwiches. The sketch escalates with each product adding more condiments to the mix, satirizing competitive advertising and the absurdity of unnecessary product combinations.
