Continental Breakfast

1 Star, 1. Poor: Lacks any coherent humor or appeal, failing completely to engage or amuse the audience.2 Stars, 2. Weak: This sketch has few redeeming qualities, with humor that falls flat and performances that don't deliver.3 Stars, 3. Below Average: Lacks consistent laughs, with uneven pacing or humor that doesn't quite land.4 Stars, 4. Average: An ordinary sketch with some humor, but it struggles to leave a lasting impression.5 Stars, 5. Above Average: Decent overall with enough humor to keep it engaging, but not particularly memorable.6 Stars, 6. Good: Solidly entertaining with some great moments, though it may lack some flair to make it standout.7 Stars, 7. Very Good: This sketch has notable humor and creativity, making it a strong and enjoyable watch.8 Stars, 8. Great: Very entertaining with consistent laughs and clever writing that impresses and delights.9 Stars, 9. Excellent: Exceptionally funny and well-crafted, this sketch captures perfect comedic timing and strong performances.10 Stars, 10. Masterpiece: This sketch is a comedic gem, delivering unparalleled laughter and originality that's unforgettable.

A wide-eyed hotel guest treats a complimentary continental breakfast like a Michelin-starred feast, reverently sampling every item—bananas, yogurt, pastries, even the “fapoon”—and narrating his delight with grand, old-world flourish. The sketch escalates from foodie rapture to surrealism, culminating in a homage to The Shining (Room 237 and a vintage photo reveal), turning mundane hotel fare into operatic, absurdist bliss.

Ends with The Shining homage (room 237; vintage wall photo). End-credits music commonly cited: “Waltzing in Dreamland” by Alan Moorhouse. Official YouTube upload duration 308s (2013-10-31).

Continental Breakfast Guest / Hotel Guest
Jordan Peele • Cast
Hotel Clerk / Concierge / Breakfast Attendant
Keegan-Michael Key • Cast

I'll have what I'm having.

Like Go-Gurt, but to stay.

Well, la-di-da!

Danish treat—must be from Brussels.

Hello, Greece, where the yogurt flows like water.

What will the Germans think of next?

I love being incontinent.

Ah, garçon, one admission for the continental breakfast.

A delight to the senses! Isn't it, my friend, isn't it?

What a tiny plum.

	Person	Role
	Jordan Peele	Writer
	Keegan-Michael Key	Writer
	Peter Atencio	Director
	Jordan Peele	Other
	Keegan-Michael Key	Other
	Jay Martel	Other
	Ian Roberts	Other
	Peter Principato	Other
	Joel Zadak	Other
	Peter Atencio	Other