A corporate climber is pressured by his coworkers to have an alcoholic drink for the very first time at a bar after work. Discovering he enjoys fruity, colorful cocktails with umbrellas and sparklers - drinks that "taste like candy" - he quickly spirals into alcoholism. Despite only drinking sweet "girl drinks" rather than traditional hard liquor, he develops a serious drinking problem that affects his work and life. The sketch takes a darkly comedic look at addiction, culminating with him losing his job and resorting to desperate measures to get his fix, including asking a kid to buy him a milkshake at the end (mirroring how minors ask adults to buy them alcohol).
