A cute baby competition spirals into chaos when one of the babies, Harley Jarvis, destroys the set. The competition host (Sam Richardson) must deal with the fallout from the unruly baby, including dramatic escalations from the audience and judges. Things get even more complicated when it's revealed that one of the contestant's fathers (Michael Patrick Porkins' father) performed oral on the mystery judge of the competition. Despite this scandal, it's noted that Porkins was already winning "by a mile" and his father "didn't need to do the oral." The sketch features absurdist humor, profane reactions to babies' behavior, and a grueling three-month competition that is the 112th annual "Baby of the Year" contest. The sketch ends with an "In Memoriam" segment for past baby contestants, which the host clarifies are "old ones" because "they don't stay babies forever."
