Experienced Lawyers

1 Star, 1. Poor: Lacks any coherent humor or appeal, failing completely to engage or amuse the audience.2 Stars, 2. Weak: This sketch has few redeeming qualities, with humor that falls flat and performances that don't deliver.3 Stars, 3. Below Average: Lacks consistent laughs, with uneven pacing or humor that doesn't quite land.4 Stars, 4. Average: An ordinary sketch with some humor, but it struggles to leave a lasting impression.5 Stars, 5. Above Average: Decent overall with enough humor to keep it engaging, but not particularly memorable.6 Stars, 6. Good: Solidly entertaining with some great moments, though it may lack some flair to make it standout.7 Stars, 7. Very Good: This sketch has notable humor and creativity, making it a strong and enjoyable watch.8 Stars, 8. Great: Very entertaining with consistent laughs and clever writing that impresses and delights.9 Stars, 9. Excellent: Exceptionally funny and well-crafted, this sketch captures perfect comedic timing and strong performances.10 Stars, 10. Masterpiece: This sketch is a comedic gem, delivering unparalleled laughter and originality that's unforgettable.

An absurdist commercial parody where competing law firms one-up each other with increasingly ridiculous claims of experience. The sketch begins with traditional personal injury lawyers Billson and Lieberman, but quickly escalates as lawyers claiming thousands of years of experience appear, including mythological figures like Zeus, Dracula (marketed as "Dracu-Law"), and the ancient Norse World Tree Yggdrasil. The sketch culminates with clones of the original lawyers and cosmic entities declaring "Time is an Illusion, We Are Shadows." The sketch parodies typical American attorney advertisements while employing SNL's signature absurdist escalation comedy style.