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(Do It On My) Twin Bed

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A music video parody featuring SNL's female cast members singing about the awkward experience of having sex in their childhood twin beds when visiting home for the holidays. The sketch celebrates the challenges of being intimate in parents' homes during holiday visits, with humorous lyrics about childhood bedroom decor, squeaky beds, family interruptions, and uncomfortable boyfriends. Styled like an early 2000s music video reminiscent of The Pussycat Dolls, the sketch features sexy group dancing, black leather outfits, and actual childhood photos of the cast members. The digital short became one of the most popular sketches from Season 39, amassing over 13 million views on YouTube.

Let's do it in my twin bed (twin bed). Not gonna like it (like it). But it's the only option (option). Where we can get it poppin' (poppin'). Let's do it in my twin bed (twin bed). Probably fall off it (off it). But let's get wild (wild). In a bed for a child (child).
Girl, you know I love you, but let's be clear / I'm having lots of trouble getting horny here / I wanna get down and do my thing / But your childhood bed has antique springs / And I guess your mom don't know how to knock / Keep my foot on the door cause it doesn't lock / Can't fully undress case your parents come through / Just shirt, no pants like Winnie the Pooh / And why am I even trying to get laid, under a photo of you from seventh grade?
If you want an old cat to watch you bone / You're gonna wanna get down in my parents' home
I'm glad you got to meet my Uncle Ted / Now keep it down cause he's a sleep on my trundle bed / Hey, don't mind me, we're family! Did you hear Aunt Ruth is dead?