TV shopping channel hosts Rhett and Lindy (Mikey Day, Heidi Gardner) welcome cookie maker Kevin Lickitt (Michael Keaton) to showcase his jumbo zombie eyeball cookies. However, the cookies look unmistakably like human breasts, complete with nipples. As the demonstration continues, the innuendo flows easily with increasingly inappropriate cookie features being revealed. The sketch includes Kenan Thompson as a creepy caller who gets increasingly inappropriate with his comments about the cookies.
