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Chad in a Haunted Mansion

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Ghost: "Welcome, Chad. Why don't you stay a while." Chad: "Okay."
Ghost: "Forgive my appearance. Years ago, I had a little accident." [reveals slit throat] Chad: "Oh, no. Your neck." Ghost: "Yes. I'm afraid it's quite a gash." Chad: "Ha-ha. Gash."
Ghost: "They all said that my death was suicide, that I slit my own throat." Chad: "Oh, no." Ghost: "But it wasn't suicide, Chad. It was Murder!"
Chad: [taking a bathroom break] "I'm taking a piss. [farts] Safety."
Ghost: "Do you have a favorite book, Chad?" Chad: "Where's Waldo, the yellow one." Ghost: "I'm not familiar. Who's the author?" Chad: "Waldo."
Chad: [looking at portrait] "Tig old bitties."
Ghost: "Even now I yearn to feel the tender kiss of true love." [Chad tries to kiss her but falls through, armor falls on him] Ghost: "Oh my god. Chad, are you okay?" Chad: "Yeah."
Ghost: "Now go make my truth be known. But be warned, if you fail me, I will be most displeased." Chad: "Okay." Ghost: "And Chad, thank you." Chad: "No doubt."

Chad (Pete Davidson) finds himself in a spooky situation when his car runs out of gas on a dark country road. He takes refuge in a creepy mansion, where he encounters a beautiful ghost (Adele) with a slit throat who was murdered by her husband for her inheritance. The ghost tries to scare Chad and get him to spread the truth about her death, but Chad remains completely unfazed and oblivious throughout. He accidentally burns the crucial evidence letter, attempts to kiss the ghost (falling through her), gets hit by a suit of armor, and ultimately dies from the accident - all while maintaining his signature "okay" attitude.

PersonRole
Pete DavidsonWriter
Mikey DayWriter
Streeter SeidellWriter
Don Roy KingDirector