A parody of college football player introductions featuring outrageous fictional names and flamboyant personalities from players on both the East and West teams. The sketch takes the format of a pre-game broadcast where players introduce themselves with increasingly ridiculous names, exaggerated personalities, and over-the-top mannerisms. The humor builds as the names become more absurd, culminating with the anticlimactic introduction of "Dan Smith" from BYU - a completely normal name that stands in stark contrast to all the elaborate fictional names that preceded it.
