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Dave Foley's character goes on a blind date with the Chicken Lady (Mark McKinney), a grotesque human-bird hybrid character who lives in an apartment. The sketch reaches its climax when the Chicken Lady serves him an omelette made from an egg she herself laid, causing him to scream and flee in horror.

I'm a Chicken Lady. And I love life, do you love life?
I made you an omelette, since I figured you wouldn't like bugs.
That's 'cos they're fresh. Straight out of my body and onto your plate!