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You Can Do Anything

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After winning a championship basketball game in the last second, basketball player Charlie Sanders feels limitless and gives an overly enthusiastic motivational speech to kids, telling them they can literally do anything - including flying and becoming immortal. The sketch escalates as Sanders becomes increasingly manic with his impossible claims.

"Whereas I was not incorrect, they did not mean what I thought they meant."
"to all kids ages 8 to 12, you can fly"
"Kids you can not actually fly" "Screw that negativity man"
“All the preteen children out there, listen to my voice you are IMMORTAL!”
"If you believe in yourself, you can be seven feet tall!"
YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF INTO A CAR AND HAVE YOUR FRIEND DRIVE YOU ONTO THE FREEWAY