“I’m going to buy that dog, take him to the vet, and have him put down immediately”
"I feel like I should wrap its face with a towel and beat it with a tire iron"
Two girlfriends named Kimmy and Meegan coo over an adorable puppy they see in a pet shop window, but their expressions of affection become increasingly violent and disturbing as they describe what they would do to the cute animal.
