Gallon of PCP

1 Star, 1. Poor: Lacks any coherent humor or appeal, failing completely to engage or amuse the audience.2 Stars, 2. Weak: This sketch has few redeeming qualities, with humor that falls flat and performances that don't deliver.3 Stars, 3. Below Average: Lacks consistent laughs, with uneven pacing or humor that doesn't quite land.4 Stars, 4. Average: An ordinary sketch with some humor, but it struggles to leave a lasting impression.5 Stars, 5. Above Average: Decent overall with enough humor to keep it engaging, but not particularly memorable.6 Stars, 6. Good: Solidly entertaining with some great moments, though it may lack some flair to make it standout.7 Stars, 7. Very Good: This sketch has notable humor and creativity, making it a strong and enjoyable watch.8 Stars, 8. Great: Very entertaining with consistent laughs and clever writing that impresses and delights.9 Stars, 9. Excellent: Exceptionally funny and well-crafted, this sketch captures perfect comedic timing and strong performances.10 Stars, 10. Masterpiece: This sketch is a comedic gem, delivering unparalleled laughter and originality that's unforgettable.

College buddies Zach and Trevor run into each other in the park; Zach has a liquid gallon of PCP. In this classic sketch, Trevor becomes increasingly uncomfortable as Zach casually reveals he's carrying around a gallon of PCP, leading to an absurd conversation where the guy with the gallon of PCP is somehow the more grounded person in the interaction. The sketch is notable for its role reversal where Zach, holding an illegal gallon of PCP, acts as the straight man while Trevor, who has nothing illegal, becomes increasingly anxious and panicked about the situation.

Zach
Zach Cregger • Cast
Trevor
Trevor Moore • Cast

"I didn't know it came in liquid form!" "Science"

“Do you do a lot of PCP?...” “Got a gallon!”

"I was at my dealers house" "Uh uh" "I was buying the pcp" "of course" "I didnt have enough money for all of the gallon" "aohh its expensive "but I wanted the whole gallon" "of COURSE"

“Wow that’s illegal right?” “It’s a felony”

"Oh uh, this is a gallon of PCP." "A... wow! A-a gallon! That's... that's illegal, isn't it?" "It's a felony."

"So, uh... do you do a lot of PCP?" "Well, got a gallon, so..."

"WOW. A gallon!"

"I work in an investment facility downtown. It's mostly just property acquisitions." "Huh! That sounds successful!" "Secretary stuff?"