If the Internet Was a Real Place

Looking for a news site, Dave walks through a shopping mall that turns online browsing into encounters with real people. Pushy sales pitches interrupt him, free music arrives in a paper bag, and Ron Jeremy keeps distracting him with celebrity videos. Dave gives in to more tempting offers, struggles to escape multiplying pop-ups and tries a dating chatroom, where appearances prove unreliable. Even his attempts to leave attract another pitch.